MSTR Cat

The guardian of the treasury

For ten thousand years, cats have guarded the stores. Now one guards the greatest treasury of the age.

A Solana cat · Coming soon to StonkFun

I · The granary

The rats never left.

When humans first stored their wealth, the rats came for it, and the cats stood guard. The rats never left; today they're called debasement. One man built the largest bitcoin treasury on earth. Every great treasury needs a guardian at the door.

GrainThe first store of value. Where wealth was kept, the cats came to guard it.
The ratsThey eat the stores in the dark. Today they wear a new name: debasement.
The sealed granaryBitcoin: a fixed supply no one can print.
The guardianThe largest corporate bitcoin treasury on earth, and a cat at its door.

A pale Maine Coon with glowing red eyes, keeping watch from a stone pedestal

II · The calendar

Read the chain.

Set any date and every ring turns to meet the crown: block height, era, season, reward, and the coins in the granary.

The calendar: a gold chronometer engraved with every year from 2009 to 2140, its rings set to the chosen date

the calendar is waking

III · The breed

Built for winter.

A Maine Coon: descended from ship's cats, built for winter, the biggest of them all. Mister today. Master tomorrow.

A ship's catLegend says it sailed to New England to guard the cargo. A working cat that keeps the treasure on long voyages.
Built for winterA thick, water-shedding coat for the brutal northern cold. The cold always comes. The job is to stand watch through it.
Big but gentleThe largest house cat. A gentle giant: it patrols, it doesn't roar.

Maine Coon · MSTR Cat

A pale Maine Coon curled up against the cold, one red eye open

IV · The catch

The catch comes home.

A good working cat brings the catch back to the household. 3% of every trade is gathered and paid out to holders.

3%of every trade, paid to holders

Solanathe chain it walks

StonkFunwhere it launches

Coming soon. Details on launch day, here and on our socials.

A Maine Coon with red eyes beside floating crystal shards, each reflecting a cat

V · The road ahead

Coming soon.

The cat doesn't only guard the granary. It builds. Each of these launches from the MSTR Cat house, one at a time, when it's ready.

$MC launchTBD

Full website launchUnder construction

MSTR Cat Blockchain AcademyOpen →

Promote other gud cats

Token launchpad & DEXIn research & development

NFT / RWA launchpad & marketplace

Geocaching appPrototype complete

VI · The academy

The library is open.

A free course in ten levels, from money's origins through Ethereum, the alts, Solana and the memecoin age, and back to bitcoin. Two hundred ten lessons, each checked against its sources, in eleven languages.

10 levels30 categories210 lessons11 languages

Enter the academy